Almost Everybody Farts

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Sterling Children's Books #ad - But. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. Grandmas fart. Terrifying creatures fart. Teachers fart. Is there someone who doesn’t fart? with sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting.

And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot. Kirkus reviews Starred review   Sterling.

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The Day My Fart Followed Me Home

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CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform #ad - If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love this!the day my fart followed me home is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and how he meets his new friend!If you enjoy reading funny books with gorgeous pictures and love your child to read along with you, then make sure you grab The Day My Fart Followed Me Home!Discover and giggle along with Timmy on his unexpected journey with his new best friend!

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I Need a New Butt!

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Dover Publications #ad - 0 Children and parents will love this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it! "I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny … the perfect kid-combo.

Storywraps 0 A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" — Norman Public Schools A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. 0 . Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations.

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Where Is My Butt?

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Sterling Children's Books #ad - Sterling Children s Books. 0 . But no one in the south pole can help—not the other penguins, not the polar bear who shouldn’t be there, and definitely not the seal who wants to eat him for dinner. Do you know where your butt is? morty the penguin doesn't! Morty is pretty sure he has a butt, but where exactly IS it? So he does what any reasonable penguin would do: ask.

His crazy adventures will make kids laugh their butts off! 0 In the most unexpected way. 00 . So morty goes on a wild trip—from his frozen home to the steamy South American jungle and finally to outer space—to find the answer. 0 And morty finally does.

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The Rules

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Zino Pr Childrens Books #ad - 00 Sterling Children s Books. 00 A rhyming survey of the many things that adults tell children to do and not to do. 0 Used book in Good Condition.

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The Dinosaur That Pooped a Planet!

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Aladdin #ad - 0 No matter what this ravenous reptile ingests, he never keeps it down for long. 0 . 0 From tom fletcher and dougie poynter of mcfly comes a supersonic space adventure filled with planets, and pandemonium!One boy, including their only way home: the rocket! How will Dino get them back home? Meet Danny and his pet Dinosaur, poop, the very hungry dinosaur eats everything in sight, one very hungry dinosaur: the ingredients for an explosive space adventure of epic poop-portions! But when Danny realizes he’s forgotten Dino’s lunch box, one space rocket, Dino.

00 Sterling Children s Books. Used book in Good Condition.

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Walter the Farting Dog

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Frog Children's Books #ad - 0 Walter has his chance to be a hero. Frog in Well. Fortunately, but father says he's got to go! Poor Walter, the kids Billy and Betty love him regardless, he's going to the dog pound tomorrow.00 A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too.

Walter is a fine dog, except for one small problem: he has gas. Warning: This book may cause flatulence. Used book in Good Condition. And then, in the night, burglars strike. 00 Sterling Children s Books. He can't help it; it's just the way he is.

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Spring Goes Squish!

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Zino Press Children's Books #ad - Our heroine's problems are brought to life through onomatopoeia Spring goes SCHLORP and GULP and EEWWW!and Marty's charming and side-splitting full-color illustrations. 000 Used book in Good Condition. Sterling Children s Books. 0 What's wrong with spring, runny noses of course, disappearing kites, you ask? As it turns out, just about everything--rain and mud everywhere, and many more vernal vexations.

This time he goes after spring, in a hilarious rhyming tale. No one slanders a season like Marty Kelley. Frog in Well. 0 .

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Winter Woes

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Zino Press Children's Books #ad - What if he slips on the snow? what if he falls through the ice? What if he's frozen-'til spring!?!?! The silliness builds like a snowball rolling downhill as our hero posits all the things could possibly go wrong in the winter wonderland outside of his house. 0 Used book in Good Condition. 0 Sterling Children s Books.

Used book in Good Condition. 000 Frog in Well. In bestselling author-illustrator Marty Kelley's newest seasonal soap opera, a young worrywort with a vivid imagination takes his fears to extremes-with hilarious results.

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The Dinosaur that Pooped a Planet

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Red Fox #ad - 0 Red Fox. Used book in Good Condition. Frog in Well. 0 Sterling Children s Books. 0 Danny and his dinosaur have an out of this world adventure that's a total blastDanny and Dinosaur are back, and this time they are going to space. Used book in Good Condition. 0 But when danny realizes he's forgotten dino's lunch box, the very hungry dinosaur eats everything in sight, including their only way home: the rocket! How will Dino get them back home? There's poop, planets, and pandemonium in this supersonic space adventure! 0.

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The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts: An Illustrated Guide to the Science, History, and Art of Farting Humorous reference ... Fart Brothers’ Fun Facts Volume 1

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Top Floor Books #ad - How much do you know about farts? did you know it would take just nine farts from every person on earth to power an atomic bomb? That fish farts nearly triggered a war against Russia? That women's farts smell worse than men's? Pfwoort! It's all in this book. Used book in Good Condition. Frog in Well. 000 Get it now at this bottom-end, blow-out price, history, and become an expert in the windy and wacky science, and art of musical gas! Please note that this is the American-spelling edition.

00 Sterling Children s Books. Do you know the fartiest animal on earth? the fartiest food? Know how many farts you inhale on a cross-country flight? Can farts power astronauts through space? Fweeeet! It's all in this book. Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Then you should read this gas-powered, illustrated encyclopedia of fun and flatulent facts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts: An Illustrated Guide to the Science, History, and Art of Farting Humorous reference ... Fart Brothers’ Fun Facts Volume 1 #ad - Did you know that inhaling farts is healthy, yet people fart after death? That you can get a job as a professional fart smeller? That farting is illegal in Africa but polite in South America? Heard any ancient Babylonian fart jokes lately? Blorrrk! It's all in this book. Red Fox. Used book in Good Condition.

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